By Maxey H.R. No. 1289 76R17803 MDM-D R E S O L U T I O N 1-1 WHEREAS, The Texas House of Representatives is proud to honor 1-2 Joanne Savage for her outstanding service as a legislative aide in 1-3 the office of State Representative Glen Maxey; and 1-4 WHEREAS, Joanne Savage, affectionately called "Creatina," did 1-5 attend Plano High School but did not play football there, and she 1-6 did graduate cum laude from Rice University; and 1-7 WHEREAS, "Creatina" moved to Austin and proved she could tend 1-8 bar and sling hash as well as any good Phi Beta Kappa; and 1-9 WHEREAS, "Creatina," in her capacity as a legislative aide, 1-10 is as dedicated as a preacher tracking sin; she also has the good 1-11 horse sense to circle back around and work next session; and 1-12 WHEREAS, Friendly as a puppy and helpful to all who seek her 1-13 assistance, this woman's wonderful smile is as wide as a wave in a 1-14 slop bucket; and 1-15 WHEREAS, Joanne Savage has demonstrated commitment and 1-16 perseverance to her post throughout this regular session and she is 1-17 indeed worthy of special recognition at this time; now, therefore, 1-18 be it 1-19 RESOLVED, That the House of Representatives of the 76th Texas 1-20 Legislature hereby commend Joanne Savage for her dedication and 1-21 integrity as a valued member of Representative Glen Maxey's staff 1-22 and extend to her best wishes for success and happiness in the 1-23 future; and, be it further 1-24 RESOLVED, That an official copy of this resolution be 2-1 prepared for Ms. Savage as an expression of high regard by the 2-2 Texas House of Representatives.