By Maxey                                              H.R. No. 1289
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                                 R E S O L U T I O N
 1-1           WHEREAS, The Texas House of Representatives is proud to honor
 1-2     Joanne Savage for her outstanding service as a legislative aide in
 1-3     the office of State Representative Glen Maxey; and
 1-4           WHEREAS, Joanne Savage, affectionately called "Creatina," did
 1-5     attend Plano High School but did not play football there, and she
 1-6     did graduate cum laude from Rice University; and
 1-7           WHEREAS, "Creatina" moved to Austin and proved she could tend
 1-8     bar and sling hash as well as any good Phi Beta Kappa; and
 1-9           WHEREAS, "Creatina," in her capacity as a legislative aide,
1-10     is as dedicated as a preacher tracking sin; she also has the good
1-11     horse sense to circle back around and work next session; and
1-12           WHEREAS, Friendly as a puppy and helpful to all who seek her
1-13     assistance, this woman's wonderful smile is as wide as a wave in a
1-14     slop bucket; and
1-15           WHEREAS, Joanne Savage has demonstrated commitment and
1-16     perseverance to her post throughout this regular session and she is
1-17     indeed worthy of special recognition at this time; now, therefore,
1-18     be it
1-19           RESOLVED, That the House of Representatives of the 76th Texas
1-20     Legislature hereby commend Joanne Savage for her dedication and
1-21     integrity as a valued member of Representative Glen Maxey's staff
1-22     and extend to her best wishes for success and happiness in the
1-23     future; and, be it further
1-24           RESOLVED, That an official copy of this resolution be
 2-1     prepared for Ms. Savage as an expression of high regard by the
 2-2     Texas House of Representatives.