H.R. No. 1740


R E S O L U T I O N
WHEREAS, Select members of the Texas House of Representatives wish to recognize, commend, and castigate Diedre Loretta "Boo" Douglas on the occasion of her surviving the 78th Legislative Session; and WHEREAS, Throughout the history of this nation, in times of great peril and need, the men and women of Texas have served bravely in legislative battle; and WHEREAS, Impelled by a genuine desire to serve her fellow citizens and possessing an instinct for finding solutions, Ms. Douglas has been known to engage in suspicious activity in the E2.300 hallway; and WHEREAS, In addition to her efforts in the political arena and in public service, Ms. Douglas has regularly disregarded genuine advice for her future provided by men of great knowledge; she has consistently failed to heed the sage words of these learned gentlemen with respect to jettisoning her male companion of questionable moral standards; and WHEREAS, Although her accomplishments in office volleyball far outstrip her ability to analyze legislation and she has proven unable to find TLIS on her computer, she does have the redeeming ability to flawlessly surf the Internet to locate the menu of any restaurant within a 100-mile radius; and WHEREAS, Throughout her life, Boo Douglas demonstrated an unyielding determination to correct society's injustices; her dedication and compassion, together with her cheerful nature and legendary sense of humor, earned her the lasting respect and affection of countless friends and community residents, and her spirit will forever brighten and warm their hearts; now, therefore, be it RESOLVED, That the House of Representatives of the 78th Texas Legislature hereby pay special tribute to the life of Diedre Loretta "Boo" Douglas and extend sincere sympathy to her coworkers and mentors; and, be it further RESOLVED, That an official copy of this resolution be prepared for Ms. Douglas as an expression of high regard by the members of the Texas House of Representatives, or at least some of them. Wise ______________________________ Speaker of the House I certify that H.R. No. 1740 was adopted by the House on May 31, 2003, by a non-record vote. ______________________________ Chief Clerk of the House