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                                                                  H.R. No. 2015


R E S O L U T I O N
WHEREAS, Gerardo Castillo is an outstanding member of the staff of State Representative Eddie Rodriguez, and he is indeed deserving of special recognition for his efforts during the 78th Legislative Session; and WHEREAS, Mr. Castillo has distinguished himself in his inaugural year of service as a legislative aide by finishing off numerous office leftovers, thereby providing great relief to parents throughout the world concerned about the starving masses in China and beyond; and WHEREAS, This dedicated individual has enlightened senior staffers who were previously devoid of any and all "street cred," thus contributing to the overall "bling bling" of the legislative office; in addition, he has graciously adopted the nickname "G" as a courtesy to his linguistically challenged Anglo colleagues; and WHEREAS, Mr. Castillo has demonstrated wisdom and discipline by discontinuing his use of Accutane, an action that has assuaged the fears of his fellow staffers who were concerned about the growing regularity of his fits of rage; he does, however, still maintain his ability to gain the undivided attention of his coworkers by simply manifesting a distended vein in his neck and forehead while inviting perceived adversaries to "step in my box"; now, therefore, be it RESOLVED, That the House of Representatives of the 78th Texas Legislature hereby honor Gerardo Castillo for his exemplary performance during the 78th Legislative Session and extend to him best wishes for continued success in all his endeavors; and, be it further RESOLVED, That an official copy of this resolution be prepared for Mr. Castillo as an expression of high regard by the Texas House of Representatives. Rodriguez ______________________________ Speaker of the House I certify that H.R. No. 2015 was adopted by the House on June 2, 2003, by a non-record vote. ______________________________ Chief Clerk of the House