H.R. No. 453
R E S O L U T I O N
WHEREAS, Friend and colleague Dan Flynn celebrates his
birthday on February 21, 2005, a proud moment for a man who isn't
getting any younger; and
WHEREAS, A native Austinite, "Dan from Van" is the state
representative from District 2, which includes Hunt, Van Zandt, and
Rains Counties; he is the vice chair of the Committee on Pensions &
Investments and also serves on the House Committees on Financial
Institutions and General Investigating & Ethics; and
WHEREAS, This esteemed businessman and rancher is a cowboy
through and through, as evidenced by his well-worn and ever-present
boots; in fact, the only other footwear that staff members have ever
seen him don are the fuzzy slippers that he wears around his office;
and
WHEREAS, Dan has held several prominent posts during his
career, including county judge of Van Zandt County and deputy
banking commissioner for the State of Texas; although he has left
his former occupation as the owner of a funeral home behind, to this
day he'll only eat ice cream from Marble Slab; and
WHEREAS, A one-time staffer for former state representative,
now Congressman Kenny Marchant, Dan is in the midst of his second
legislative session, and despite his relatively brief tenure in
office, he has already made a strong impression on the governor as
one-half of "The Dan and Bill Show," along with his colleague and
Austin roommate, Bill Zedler; and
WHEREAS, Dan possesses an unnatural aversion to missing phone
calls--in fact, he even has a phone in his bathroom back home; for
this reason, he seems like an obvious candidate for a cellular chip
implant; perhaps then, family members will no longer have to
witness him risking bodily harm by diving over furniture to
intercept phone calls; and
WHEREAS, Funny, kind, and generous are just a few of the
adjectives used to describe this devoted husband and father of
three; he is a model legislator, whose hard work has earned him the
respect of his fellow representatives, and it is a pleasure to honor
him on his birthday; now, therefore, be it
RESOLVED, That the House of Representatives of the 79th Texas
Legislature hereby congratulate Dan Flynn on the occasion of his
birthday and extend best wishes to him for a memorable celebration;
and, be it further
RESOLVED, That an official copy of this resolution be
prepared for Representative Flynn as an expression of high regard
by his colleagues in the Texas House of Representatives.
Eissler
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Speaker of the House
I certify that H.R. No. 453 was adopted by the House on
February 21, 2005, by a non-record vote.
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Chief Clerk of the House