| H.R. No. 2933 | ||
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| WHEREAS, Inasmuch as the great, sovereign State of Texas has | ||
| been unquestionably blessed by its Creator; and | ||
| WHEREAS, Proof of such blessings lies in the unquestionable | ||
| fact that, when created, Texas received, along with all the other | ||
| blessings given to the Earth, taller, billowing prairie grasses; | ||
| gentler, winding, clear rivers; bluer skies; redder sunsets; faster | ||
| horses; more unique animals; the most beautiful wildflowers, each | ||
| honored with its very own season and the most beautiful of which is | ||
| the bluebonnet, which is found only within the boundaries of Texas; | ||
| fatter deer; oranger longhorns; more beautiful women; smarter | ||
| children; and kinder men; and | ||
| WHEREAS, Instilled within those blessed to reside within the | ||
| borders of the state is a fierce pride, which provides assurance | ||
| that this portion of Earth will flourish and not perish and that its | ||
| inhabitants will band together and fight, if need be, to the death | ||
| to preserve the blessing of the land and its contents; and | ||
| WHEREAS, When this Earth was set forth, it was set perfectly | ||
| and with its own distinct boundaries; those boundaries include the | ||
| Northern Pole of the Earth and the opposite, Southern Pole of the | ||
| Earth; and | ||
| WHEREAS, It therefore stands to reason that a West Pole of the | ||
| Earth would be understood to exist, and that it would be designed to | ||
| be placed in the blessed and beloved Texas territory; and | ||
| WHEREAS, The location of the West Pole has been searched for, | ||
| researched, and found to be located at 30 degrees, 18.25' north | ||
| latitude and 97 degrees, 56.28' west longitude, in Bee Cave, Texas; | ||
| now, therefore, be it | ||
| RESOLVED, That the House of Representatives of the 80th Texas | ||
| Legislature recognize the presumed site of the West Pole as being in | ||
| the sovereign State of Texas and acknowledge and accept it as | ||
| justifiable and deserved, to add to the greatness of Texas. | ||
| Kuempel | ||
| ______________________________ | ||
| Speaker of the House | ||
| I certify that H.R. No. 2933 was adopted by the House on May | ||
| 28, 2007, by a non-record vote. | ||
| ______________________________ | ||
| Chief Clerk of the House | ||