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R E S O L U T I O N
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WHEREAS, Inasmuch as the great, sovereign State of Texas has |
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been unquestionably blessed by its Creator; and |
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WHEREAS, Proof of such blessings lies in the unquestionable |
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fact that, when created, Texas received, along with all the other |
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blessings given to the Earth, taller, billowing prairie grasses; |
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gentler, winding, clear rivers; bluer skies; redder sunsets; faster |
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horses; more unique animals; the most beautiful wildflowers, each |
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honored with its very own season and the most beautiful of which is |
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the bluebonnet, which is found only within the boundaries of Texas; |
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fatter deer; oranger longhorns; more beautiful women; smarter |
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children; and kinder men; and |
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WHEREAS, Instilled within those blessed to reside within the |
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borders of the state is a fierce pride, which provides assurance |
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that this portion of Earth will flourish and not perish and that its |
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inhabitants will band together and fight, if need be, to the death |
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to preserve the blessing of the land and its contents; and |
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WHEREAS, When this Earth was set forth, it was set perfectly |
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and with its own distinct boundaries; those boundaries include the |
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Northern Pole of the Earth and the opposite, Southern Pole of the |
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Earth; and |
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WHEREAS, It therefore stands to reason that a West Pole of the |
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Earth would be understood to exist, and that it would be designed to |
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be placed in the blessed and beloved Texas territory; and |
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WHEREAS, The location of the West Pole has been searched for, |
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researched, and found to be located at 30 degrees, 18.25' north |
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latitude and 97 degrees, 56.28' west longitude, in Bee Cave, Texas; |
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now, therefore, be it |
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RESOLVED, That the House of Representatives of the 80th Texas |
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Legislature recognize the presumed site of the West Pole as being in |
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the sovereign State of Texas and acknowledge and accept it as |
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justifiable and deserved, to add to the greatness of Texas. |
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Kuempel |
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Speaker of the House |
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I certify that H.R. No. 2933 was adopted by the House on May |
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28, 2007, by a non-record vote. |
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Chief Clerk of the House |
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