81R36340 JGH-F

By: Riddle H.R. No. 2732

R E S O L U T I O N

WHEREAS, The Texas House of Representatives is pleased to honor Natalie Myers for her outstanding work as an intern in the office of State Representative Debbie Riddle; and

WHEREAS, Beloved for her high spirits and boundless energy, Ms. Myers possesses a distinctive DNA strand that actually reads GAGAFUNGAGA, leading to one of her nicknames, "Lady GaGa"; she is the living embodiment of Newton's First Law of Motion, in that she is seldom, if ever, motionless, and even a parked Ford Excursion could not keep her in check for very long; and

WHEREAS, On those rare occasions when Ms. Myers is still, she is driven by genetic necessity to sing out loud the chorus of the last song she heard just before coming to work, no matter the consequences; while some revere such musical luminaries as Beethoven and Mozart, Ms. Myers harbors a deep love and reverence for the music of Britney Spears, yet no one has the nerve to point out just how funny this is, since she is also a student of fencing and can kill you with a sword, even if you also have a sword; and

WHEREAS, Natalie conveys to all who come within her line of sight a beam of friendliness and acceptance that makes you glad you woke up that morning; now that she is making the transition from frenzied college student to frenzied graduate, she will carry her laughter, smiles, and medical-grade optimism with her as she conquers new challenges and charms new coworkers, and it is most fitting to recognize her for a job well done; now, therefore, be it

RESOLVED, That the House of Representatives of the 81st Texas Legislature hereby commend Natalie Myers for her service as an intern in the office of State Representative Debbie Riddle and extend to her sincere best wishes for the future; and, be it further

RESOLVED, That an official copy of this resolution be prepared for Ms. Myers as an expression of high regard by the Texas House of Representatives.