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R E S O L U T I O N
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WHEREAS, The Texas House of Representatives is pleased to |
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honor Rianna Richardson for her outstanding work as an intern in the |
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office of State Representative Debbie Riddle; and |
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WHEREAS, Known as "The Tall One" to those who are unable to |
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read her nameplate, she was the rock on which the office founded its |
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intern empire; possibly even more opinionated than she is tall, she |
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made clear her opinion on the issue of state-contracted inmate |
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labor less than a week into her employment, perhaps having misheard |
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it as "state-contracted intern labor"; the office's resident |
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conspiracy theorist, she also dug her young and malleable brain |
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into such topics as American Colonialism, enhanced driver's |
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licenses, and the percentage of students on campus who receive |
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artificial tans and the potential cross-section of students who are |
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members of Greek fraternal organizations; and |
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WHEREAS, Famously dependent on coffee, Ms. Richardson was |
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perhaps driven by an excess of caffeine to leave sarcastic notes and |
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dirty cups as an expression of her pure disdain for her |
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arch-nemesis, the afternoon intern, Adam, who, to be honest, had it |
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coming; on the other hand, she has developed a genuine friendship |
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with her shift-partner, Natalie, and she is completely devoted to |
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her dog, Gandalf, even though (his name notwithstanding) he doesn't |
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appear to be able to battle Balrogs, cast spells, or blow smoke |
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rings; and |
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WHEREAS, Since joining the staff, Rianna Richardson has |
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proven to be an indispensible member of the staff and a pure delight |
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to work with, and it is most fitting to recognize her for a job well |
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done; now, therefore, be it |
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RESOLVED, That the House of Representatives of the 81st Texas |
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Legislature hereby commend Rianna Richardson for her service as an |
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intern in the office of State Representative Debbie Riddle and |
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extend to her sincere best wishes for the future; and, be it further |
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RESOLVED, That an official copy of this resolution be |
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prepared for Ms. Richardson as an expression of high regard by the |
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Texas House of Representatives. |