SENATE RESOLUTION NO. 950
         WHEREAS, On March 31, 2017, at 6:38 p.m., the prayers of
  Jeff Hassay and Sarah Lehrer-Graiwer, as well as those of their
  family and friends, were answered with the birth of a healthy
  baby girl, Zooey Maybellene Sophia Lehrer-Hassay; and
         WHEREAS, Calling to mind the Dr. Seuss quote, "A person's a
  person, no matter how small," Zooey weighed 8 pounds, 6 ounces,
  and measured 21-1/2 inches in length when she made her
  long-awaited arrival; and
         WHEREAS, Zooey's birth has brought great happiness not only
  to her parents but to her grandparents, Andrew and Nancy Hassay
  and Jonathan and Shelah Lehrer-Graiwer, and to her many aunts,
  uncles, and other relatives; and
         WHEREAS, Both Jeff and Sarah are avid readers, so it is
  only fitting to share the following parenting advice, frequently
  attributed to Albert Einstein:  "If you want your children to be
  intelligent, read them fairy tales.  If you want them to be more
  intelligent, read them more fairy tales"; and
         WHEREAS, It is also wise to remember that, as J. D. Salinger
  famously said, "A child is a guest in the house, to be loved and
  respected--never possessed, since he belongs to God"; moreover,
  as Mark Twain wrote, we should "note that venerable proverb:  
  Children and fools always speak the truth.  The deduction is
  plain--adults and wise persons never speak it"; and
         WHEREAS, Zooey Lehrer-Hassay has already won the hearts of
  all who have met her, and it is truly a pleasure to welcome this
  fine young lady as an honorary Texan; now, therefore, be it
         RESOLVED, That the Senate of the State of Texas, 85th
  Legislature, hereby congratulate Jeff Hassay and Sarah
  Lehrer-Graiwer on the birth of their daughter and extend to Zooey
  Maybellene Sophia Lehrer-Hassay warmest best wishes for a bright
  and promising future; and, be it further
         RESOLVED, That a copy of this Resolution be prepared for
  the family as an expression of high regard from the Texas Senate.
 
  Uresti
   
   
   
    ________________________________ 
        President of the Senate
     
        I hereby certify that the
    above Resolution was adopted by
    the Senate on May 28, 2017.
   
   
   
    ________________________________ 
        Secretary of the Senate
   
   
   
    ________________________________ 
         Member, Texas Senate